“I do not choose to run,” 1928

“I do not choose to run,” 1928

This song, written by Kenny and Dennis, was inspired by the famous refusal to run for President in 1928 announced by Calvin Coolidge in August the previous year. This performance by Harry Reser’s band with Tom Stacks (vocal) and the Six Jumping Jacks was recorded in March of 1928. The lyrics underscore Coolidge’s stubborn refusal to play along with expectations.

Billy bought a dollar watch

He thought he’d have some time.

But the thing was non-complete.

It wasn’t worth a dime.

Billy listened for a tick,

And almost passed away

He put the watch up to his ear

And heard it softly say:

I do not choose to run.

I do not choose to run.

Try and shake me

You can’t make me

My spring days are done.

Wind me up once more

Then drop me on the floor.

I don’t care

I just declare

I do not choose to run.

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Billy had a jazzy band

They loved their music so.

Every where that Willie went

The band was sure to go.

When they heard this little song

Now, things have changed about

When Billy whispers, “Let’s go boys”,

The band begins to shout:

We do not choose to play.

We do not choose to play.

Break our fiddles in their middles

Throw our sax away

Leave a little (whistle)

Yell hip hip hurray

Any thing

We’ll even sing

We do not choose to play.

“Now we will have some real fun”

These busts, sculpted by the Lithuanian Moses Dykaar, who is here displaying his work, began from both the President and First Lady sitting for him over the course of a few months, late in 1923. They were unveiled in January 1924. The artist was known for expecting his subjects to be expressive and lively during such sittings. Coolidge, predictably, was not so obliging. But as Dykaar prepared to carve the finishing touches on Coolidge’s bust, he began to hear the President recount a series of jokes, even engaging in “pleasantries” with the sculptor Suddenly, the President said, “Now we will have some real fun,” at which Dykaar looked up just in time to see the President practicing various grimaces and wiggling his ears! How is that for expressiveness?!

This story, recounted in The New Yorker (September 8, 1928 issue) was repeated in May 1931 by David Schwartz in the National Jewish Ledger. It is interesting that Dykaar was not actually commissioned to complete the sculpting in marble until 1926. He would complete the work the following year and it was not until 1929 that the only bust to feature a living person was quietly installed in the Capitol. Ironically, one of the bust’s ears was damaged and promptly repaired twice, once when first installed and again in 1943. Dykaar would produce copies for both Amherst College and Forbes Library.

Visit to Rollins College

Visit to Rollins College

The former President and First Lady were invited for lunch at Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida, January 13, 1930. Pictured beside them, from left to right: Hamilton Holt, who would serve as President of the College from 1925-1949, after losing the Senate race in Connecticut in 1924, running as a Democrat; Mary E. Bacheller; Alexina L. Holt, Hamilton’s wife; and Irving Bacheller, a long-time trustee of Rollins College.

It was Mr. Bacheller who shared, during the event attended by the Coolidges in Rollins’ recreation hall (according to school history), “delightfully whimsical reminiscences” of the institution and his involvement with it. President Holt had promised Coolidge he would not have to speak at all nor would he be expected to take part in honorary degree ceremonies. He was welcome simply as a visitor, which was likely the most persuasive kind of invitation Coolidge would receive during this trip.